June 27, 2007
Not feelin' too good myself
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Too funny to pass up (as seen on What Is Hip?):
Actually, it's a bit depressing because I filled out the questions about as liberally as a 1040, hoping to up my carcass value. Alas, I don't even crack the median.
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Too funny to pass up (as seen on What Is Hip?):
$4275.00
Actually, it's a bit depressing because I filled out the questions about as liberally as a 1040, hoping to up my carcass value. Alas, I don't even crack the median.
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Labels: dead bodies, depression
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Paula - if the questions were copied down, one could probably create a decent "self" breakdown.
Fez - You and your bachelorette are invited to note my recommendation of a Dead show: April 29, 1971 (Fillmore East, NYC).
Fez - You and your bachelorette are invited to note my recommendation of a Dead show: April 29, 1971 (Fillmore East, NYC).
Ha! I win! Even though I'm a fatty-fatty I am worth $5425. Take that!
P.S.
Blogger still hates me. (In case anyone wanted to know. Stupid word verification, I hex you!)
P.S.
Blogger still hates me. (In case anyone wanted to know. Stupid word verification, I hex you!)
Yerah, I'm not sure if stuff like smoking devalues you or makes you more interesting to science. I think I was worth 4550 or somesuch.
# posted by 
: June 28, 2007 8:03 AM
: June 28, 2007 8:03 AM
Wow JJ, that's the highest I've seen to date. I was actually surprised that there was no question about gold teeth and such - I could've been upped a few hunnert fo' my grill!
Sorry 'bout the word verf. I just keep getting these spammers and so had to turn it back on. I recommend always copying your comment before posting - even I hafta post twice sometimes.
Sorry 'bout the word verf. I just keep getting these spammers and so had to turn it back on. I recommend always copying your comment before posting - even I hafta post twice sometimes.
Fez - You and your bachelorette are invited to note my recommendation of a Dead show: April 29, 1971 (Fillmore East, NYC).
Huh?
I'm not sure if stuff like smoking devalues you or makes you more interesting to science.
That simply can't be, as it would make me the healthiest of this motley bunch, and I know that can't be true.
I just think this calculator thingie can look through the computer and really see the person, and it makes an accurate value judgment of you, the real life person. That would explain my being worth the least.
Ook ook.
PS: I hate to break it to you, but I am not much of a Dead fan. Can't stand them, to be honest.
Huh?
I'm not sure if stuff like smoking devalues you or makes you more interesting to science.
That simply can't be, as it would make me the healthiest of this motley bunch, and I know that can't be true.
I just think this calculator thingie can look through the computer and really see the person, and it makes an accurate value judgment of you, the real life person. That would explain my being worth the least.
Ook ook.
PS: I hate to break it to you, but I am not much of a Dead fan. Can't stand them, to be honest.
That's okay, Fez. On a related note, I think licorice * is one of the most foul things ever conceived, confectionary or otherwise. Can't believe it's meant for the tongue, to be honest ;)
My recommendation was merely based on what I know of the personal preferences of the admittedly few cadavers I've met.
* The picture at this link is NOT of Jerry Garcia, but possibly is a rendering of his half-cousin Jahrome.
My recommendation was merely based on what I know of the personal preferences of the admittedly few cadavers I've met.
* The picture at this link is NOT of Jerry Garcia, but possibly is a rendering of his half-cousin Jahrome.
It's because I'm so short. Short people take up less space and so are more valuable, don't you know. Sucks to be tall now, huh?
By the way, Blogger hates me because I left it for WordPress so it tries to lock me out all the time. Evil jealous Blogger...grrrr.
By the way, Blogger hates me because I left it for WordPress so it tries to lock me out all the time. Evil jealous Blogger...grrrr.
I suspect you could up your value by coming up with some horrific disease. BTW, blogrolled you finally, much belated, apologies etc. etc.
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