September 29, 2008
I’ve got mine!
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Hey Cubs fans! To ensure a stress-free post season, why not do like me and get your unofficial Chicago National League Ball Club pacifier? You won’t regret having the amazing soothing power of a custom-color pacie to get you through those late innings of potential opponent come-from-behind victories. And if the Cubbies do get picked off, you’re right there sucking with them! Order now and get the bonus three-pack in home, away and neutral “O’Hare incognito” colors.
Also available from MLBabies: Dodgers Diapers, Phillies Tippy Sipper and Brewers Blankies.
This bit of satire brought to you by a true blue, born on da nort side, foul-weather Cubs fan, who firmly believes that after 100 years,
IT’S GONNA HAPPEN ! ! please?
Hey Cubs fans! To ensure a stress-free post season, why not do like me and get your unofficial Chicago National League Ball Club pacifier? You won’t regret having the amazing soothing power of a custom-color pacie to get you through those late innings of potential opponent come-from-behind victories. And if the Cubbies do get picked off, you’re right there sucking with them! Order now and get the bonus three-pack in home, away and neutral “O’Hare incognito” colors.
Also available from MLBabies: Dodgers Diapers, Phillies Tippy Sipper and Brewers Blankies.
One hundred years from this day will the people still feel this way?
Still say the things that they're saying right now?
Everyone said I'd hurt you, they said that I'd desert you
If I go away, you know I'm gonna get back some how
Nobody knows what kind of trouble were in
Nobody seems to think it all might happen again
One hundred years from this time would anybody change their minds
And find out one thing or two about life?
But people are always talking
You know they're always talking
Everybody's so wrong that I know it's gonna work out right
Nobody knows what kind of trouble were in
Nobody seems to think it all might happen again
(Lyrics by Gram Parsons)
Still say the things that they're saying right now?
Everyone said I'd hurt you, they said that I'd desert you
If I go away, you know I'm gonna get back some how
Nobody knows what kind of trouble were in
Nobody seems to think it all might happen again
One hundred years from this time would anybody change their minds
And find out one thing or two about life?
But people are always talking
You know they're always talking
Everybody's so wrong that I know it's gonna work out right
Nobody knows what kind of trouble were in
Nobody seems to think it all might happen again
(Lyrics by Gram Parsons)
This bit of satire brought to you by a true blue, born on da nort side, foul-weather Cubs fan, who firmly believes that after 100 years,
IT’S GONNA HAPPEN ! ! please?
Labels: Cubs, fun, humour, martyrdom
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