October 19, 2006


Thirteen things I used to be

1. A Boy Scout

2. On my high school football team

3. On my high school golf team

4. A conservative Republican

5. A fundamentalist Christian

6. A mail carrier

7. A welder

8. A big fan of tequila

9. A resident of California

10. 170 pounds

11. A big-time stoner

12. An art major

13. A 13-year-old with a picture of Farrah Fawcett in my wallet


I had Farrah on my wall. She was a vital part of puberty.

So what came between you and tequila?
Ha! That was funny. So do you weigh more or less than 170 now?
Farah Fawcett in yer wallet? Next to the condom?
Joe - It was a dream where I was drinking the world's biggest margarita. I woke up hugging the toilet (A joke stolen from Larry the Cable Guy).

Paula - I was 170 in high school. Take it from there.

Mark - This was the late 70s, dude, and we all know they didn't have condoms way back then. No, Farrah was next to my International Frisbee Association membership card.
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