October 19, 2006

 

Thirteen things I used to be

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1. A Boy Scout

2. On my high school football team

3. On my high school golf team

4. A conservative Republican

5. A fundamentalist Christian

6. A mail carrier

7. A welder

8. A big fan of tequila

9. A resident of California

10. 170 pounds

11. A big-time stoner

12. An art major

13. A 13-year-old with a picture of Farrah Fawcett in my wallet
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# posted by O' Tim @ 10/19/2006 10:02:00 AM
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I had Farrah on my wall. She was a vital part of puberty.

So what came between you and tequila?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : October 19, 2006 2:11 PM
 
Ha! That was funny. So do you weigh more or less than 170 now?
# posted by Blogger Paula : October 19, 2006 6:36 PM
 
Farah Fawcett in yer wallet? Next to the condom?
# posted by Blogger Deadman : October 19, 2006 11:47 PM
 
Joe - It was a dream where I was drinking the world's biggest margarita. I woke up hugging the toilet (A joke stolen from Larry the Cable Guy).

Paula - I was 170 in high school. Take it from there.

Mark - This was the late 70s, dude, and we all know they didn't have condoms way back then. No, Farrah was next to my International Frisbee Association membership card.
# posted by Blogger O' Tim : October 20, 2006 12:08 AM
 
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